One Titillating Weekend

As all of you know, my girl Brooke moved to Virginia this weekend. I’ll miss her terribly but excited for her; she gets to be stateside with family and friends. It was a crazy kind of a weekend and if you have a sensitive temperament, morals, and character….stop reading now.

I’ll sum it up quickly as KISS (keep it simple stupid):

1. Early Cinco de Mayo celebration
2. Ammo bowls @ Bully’s (if u don't know, u don't want too)
3. Drag shows (T-girls not cars people)
4. Bar hopping
5. Running into previous booty & not being happy about it
6. Pleasure party. I was the demo girl ~ NO, I didn’t demonstrate how to use the stuff
7. Strip club (getting pulled up on stage and well, you know)
8. Whipping men’s naked butts with belts
9. Fiesta (Chamorro style)
10. Zero sleep for 3 days
11. Said good bye to my friend
12. Got the hair done and did anyone notice.....NOOOOOOO
13. I was the designated driver for the entire weekend


You know I don't drink!!!!!!!!